Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Hello Sir…Or Madam…Or…Uh…

Remember that character from Saturday Night Live that was named Pat? No one was ever sure if it was a guy or a girl and every sketch was about people …
The Bitchy Waiter February 7, 2011
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

It has been far too long since I have answered a question but today is the day. Also, since it’s Super Bowl Sunday, I know that nobody is reading this …
The Bitchy Waiter February 6, 2011
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I Wanna be a Wino

It has been well established that I am a big fan of the cocktail. Why just last night I decided that I would ignore my hacking cough, post nasal drip …
The Bitchy Waiter February 5, 2011
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Master Pity Baiter 2011 Winner Is…

As you know, International Pity-Bait Day was February 1. We had literally dozens of people participate around the world. The trick to writing a brilliant Pity-Bait post is making it …
The Bitchy Waiter February 4, 2011
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Let Us Review: Butter NYC

It’s Restaurant Week here in New York City and I took advantage of it. Restaurant Week is something that gets customers to go out to eat even though there are …
The Bitchy Waiter February 4, 2011
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No Photos, Please

Yesterday I went to an event that was sponsored by WNYC Public Radio here in the Big Frozen Apple. It was called “Out From Behind the Apron” and it was …
The Bitchy Waiter February 2, 2011
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Dumb Question #525,600

Sadly, I was not at work when someone asked the most stupid question I have ever heard a customer ask. I understand that sometimes people may not understand everything on …
The Bitchy Waiter February 1, 2011
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February 1, 2011 is Very Important

In my continuing quest to do any type of job that pays me a decent hourly wage, for nine hours today I will be selling pottery at the New York …
The Bitchy Waiter January 31, 2011
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