Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Thou Shall Not Blog (Just Kidding)

You may recall that I was hoping to start a new job soon. Well, I did a few of weeks ago and I am being very careful about blogging because …
The Bitchy Waiter February 25, 2011
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I Confess: I Am a Pig

Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Why is it that every time I go to Texas, I fall back into my old habit of eating whatever I want and …
The Bitchy Waiter February 25, 2011
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Don’t Make Me Throw a Penny at You

This story happened years and years ago, but it’s a goody. I was working in this tourist trap in Times Square in New York City where food was way overpriced …
The Bitchy Waiter February 24, 2011
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It’s National Margarita Day!!

I have pulled myself out of my self-imposed break to alert you to an important fact: today is National Margarita Day, y’all. I know this because it is on Facebook, …
The Bitchy Waiter February 22, 2011
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Frazzled But Happy Stay-At-Home Mom

Taking a break, so please don’t be bored to death by this tired piece of crap: Heavens to Betsy, I cannot believe how many weeks have passed by since I …
The Bitchy Waiter February 22, 2011
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This Law Suit is a Hot Mess

Taking a break for a few days, so this is a tired ass repeat. Thanks. And sorry. I read this week that a couple in Cleveland, TN is suing a …
The Bitchy Waiter February 21, 2011
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My Thoughts on the Toilet

Can we talk about restrooms? Specifically, public restrooms? First off, I don’t know why we call them “rest” rooms since there is very little rest that happens inside one. Trying …
The Bitchy Waiter February 18, 2011
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This Is Horrible News

This week at work I was dealt a blow that I may never recover from. My life blood was essentially drained from my veins. The teat that I suckle was …
The Bitchy Waiter February 17, 2011
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