Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Hair on Fire

Working in the world of restaurants and catering, there are always candles around. And when there are candles around, it is only a matter of time before some bitch catches …
The Bitchy Waiter January 21, 2011
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Cook Puts Pubic Hair in Sandwich

Perusing the great wide Internet web of technology this morning, I happened upon a story that caught my eye because it is something we have all thought about doing. (Or …
The Bitchy Waiter January 20, 2011
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Rock Me Like a Hurricane

I have been distributing resumes for the last week or so on the prowl for that illusive thing known as “a new job.” I got a call yesterday for an …
The Bitchy Waiter January 19, 2011
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Frazzled But Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

Heavens to Betsy, I cannot believe how many weeks have passed by since I have had a moment to sit down and write. I guess with all the craziness of …
The Bitchy Waiter January 18, 2011
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Who Doesn’t Want an Award?

Tonight, your television will be spitting out The Golden Globes. In celebration of this night of giving out trophies, may I make an appeal? Some of you may have noticed …
The Bitchy Waiter January 16, 2011
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A Burger With a Side of Gold, Please

Now you know I loves me a good hamburger. What’s not to love? Juicy ground beef slapped onto a piece of enriched white bun with some melted cheese all up …
The Bitchy Waiter January 15, 2011
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A Comment on Comments

A recent post about tipping out generated over 50 comments. It was a real shit show. Of all the comments, one stood out to me and it needed to be …
The Bitchy Waiter January 14, 2011
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Life Behind Bars. And an Apron.

I was stabbed in the heart on Tuesday. Okay, not literally, but figuratively I was stabbed in the heart on Tuesday. With words. Words came from the mouth of a …
The Bitchy Waiter January 13, 2011
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