If Donald Trump Was Your Server
Since all I see on my Facebook feed and TV these days are stories about our presidential election, I have decided to dip my toe into the political cesspool and …
April 15, 2016
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April 15, 2016
A Comment on Comments; the “No One Cares About You” Edition
About seven months ago, I wrote a blog post called “7 Obnoxious Things Servers Should Stop Doing According to Some Basic Bitch.” Seven months in blog time is like a …
April 13, 2016
TGI Fridays Serves Most Impatient Customer Ever
Poor Mark. Not only is he suffering through a terrible experience at TGI Fridays waiting 15 minutes for nachos, I can also assume that he is going through life with …
April 12, 2016
“Family Friendly” Does Not Mean “Do Whatever You Want, Kids”
When did the term “family friendly restaurant” change its definition from a place with food that kids will like and possibly some coloring books and crayons to a place where …
April 11, 2016
Now THIS Is How To Quit Your Job (NSFW)
This doesn’t have anything to do with waiting tables, but I need to write a lil’ sumpin’ sumpin’ about the bad ass bitch who got fired from his job at …
April 10, 2016
Waiting Tables Isn’t All That Bad
Never having to go to the ATM. That after-shift cocktail when you hang out with your co-workers and shoot the shit. Always having change for a twenty. Being able …
April 9, 2016
Customer Offended for Most Stupid Reason
It has happened again: a restaurant customer has found a way to be insulted so that he could justify why he did not leave a tip for his waiter. A …
April 7, 2016
Waiter Pleads: Don’t Make Me Beg
Today is the day I have been waiting for for years and years and no, I’m not talking about my recurring dream where someone finally figures out how to make …
April 5, 2016
New Law is Going to Cost Servers $350 a Year
As if we don’t have a hard enough time making money at our job, our sneaky ass government has just gone and passed a new law that is really going …
April 1, 2016