7 Things Smart Servers Don’t Do
When you have waited tables as long as I have, you learn a few things other than how to rattle off the names of ten draft beers and seven salad …
June 7, 2017
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June 7, 2017
Woman Only Gets 9 Sweet Potato Tots; World Ends
In my continuing quest to have reviewers remove their stupid 1-star Yelp reviews one by one, today we look to Vilma who is quite upset that she did not get …
June 6, 2017
Why Your Server Probably Hates You
Dear People of the World, This is why your server hates you. Mustard and Mayo, Bitchy Waiter p.s. Please click here and buy my book, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 4, 2017
Petty Server Alert
We all have ways of “getting even” with our tables when they upset us somehow. Maybe you are one of those servers who intentionally farts over and over again, each …
June 3, 2017
If the Kitchen Makes This For You Do NOT Eat It
Once upon a time, there was a restaurant with a bunch of lazy AF servers who never stabbed their tickets after they pulled the food from the window. No matter …
June 2, 2017
New Mom Gets Harsh Lesson About Mother’s Day at Restaurants
Mother’s Day was a couple of weeks ago, but some of us are still having the cold sweats and recurring nightmares from that most awful day to serve. Someone else …
June 1, 2017
No, You Are Not Allowed to Pull a Waitress’s Hair
We all know it’s not easy working in a restaurant. We deal with a lot of things: customers who think they are better than us, long hours, hard work for …
May 27, 2017
Advice Columnist Tells it Like It Is To Bad Restaurant Customer
Until today, I did not know who Carolyn Hax was. She is an advice columnist for The Washington Post and she has zoomed to the top of my list of …
May 26, 2017
Man Gives 1 Star Yelp Review For Most Idiotic Reason Ever
If you know me, you know I like three things: margaritas, bitching and making fun of stupid ass Yelp reviews. Since I have to go to work in four hours, …
May 25, 2017