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Woman Earns $100K for Spilling Coffee on Herself

A Florida woman is $100,000 richer this week after a jury ordered Starbucks to pay up when she spilled some hot coffee on herself. You see, the to-go lid popped …

The Bitchy Waiter May 24, 2017

The Meatball Lady at Table 2

I don’t often write about the specifics at my job anymore because the majority of my customers are regulars who know about my blog and book. I seldom want to …

The Bitchy Waiter May 20, 2017

Dick Gives Bad Review 15 Years After His Meal

Once upon a time a long, long time ago in the year 2001, a man named Richard went to have dinner at Chef Marvo Restaurant in Hawaii. Richard was so …

The Bitchy Waiter May 17, 2017

IHOP Waitress Threatens Family With Steak Knife

An IHOP waitress from Massapequa, New York is in some hot water after she allegedly lost her cool with some customers and threatened them with a steak knife. The waitress’s …

The Bitchy Waiter May 11, 2017

And THIS is Why We Don’t Seat Incomplete Parties

Lots of people write to tell me that I am their spirit animal because of the way I cut to the chase and tell things how they really are. This …

The Bitchy Waiter May 10, 2017

Finally, Waiters Can Write Reviews of Their Customers

A pair of of computer engineers/web developers in Ogden, Utah who also work part-time at their local LongHorn Steakhouse have just created a new website that will revolutionize the way …

The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2017

1-Star Yelp Review for Hot Onion Rings

Always on the look out for an entertaining Yelp review to rip apart, one fell into my lap yesterday that made my day. It comes from Rita M. who gave …

The Bitchy Waiter May 5, 2017

Russell Westbrook Lies to Get Free Dessert at Restaurant

I don’t know much about basketball or the people who play it professionally. One thing I do know is that they get paid a lot of money to play with …

The Bitchy Waiter May 4, 2017

I Want Banks to Send THIS Text Alert

Okay, okay, I fucked up and you guys let me know it. A few days ago, I reached into the bottom of the barrel and wrote a post about a …

The Bitchy Waiter May 4, 2017

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