Why Is This Bank Opposed to a 37% Tip?
Banks need to mind their own damn business when it comes to how much of a tip people want to leave. A reader sent this image of a text alert …
May 1, 2017
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May 1, 2017
Don’t Tell Me To Rush Your Food
Dear Man at Table 9 Who Told Me You Were in a Hurry, What is your problem? You barreled in and flagged me over within two freaking seconds after you …
April 27, 2017
Vegetarian Upset at LongHorn Steakhouse
Sometimes I sit here at my computer struggling to find something to write about. Honestly, we all know this blog is basically a variation of about ten different topics that …
April 26, 2017
A Comment on Comments: The Lady Who Called a Busser a “Creature” Edition
A few days I wrote a blog post about a woman named Ali who wrote a Yelp review and called some of the restaurant staff “creatures.” As you know, I …
April 24, 2017
This Woman Thinks We are “Creatures”
Everyone has a right to leave a review on Yelp. Our founding father’s indirectly mentioned Yelp when they drafted the constitution in 1787: We the People of the United States, …
April 21, 2017
Happy 4/20
Dude, I am totally going to write a blog post today even though it’s 4/20 and I have way better things to do, man. I won’t say what better things …
April 20, 2017
If Dr. Seuss Was a Waiter
You do not like green eggs and ham? Well, that’s our menu. Sorry, ma’am. If you want treats of prawns or noodles, Apple pizza, yawns of poodles, I suggest you …
April 19, 2017
The Story of the Very First Easter
It is the first Sunday after a full moon after the spring equinox of April in the year 30AD and all the restaurants in Judea are packed for brunch. After …
April 16, 2017