Restaurant Closing Time Debate
Some days I have no idea what I am going to blog about which is pretty evident nine times out of ten. Honestly, I am aware that this blog is …
June 25, 2013
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
June 25, 2013
Customer Expects Waitress to Clean Up Puke
Thank you to my friend Fran for sending me this ridiculous screenshot of a Facebook status that some entitled parent named Curt wrote. I guess the parent took their kid …
June 24, 2013
Paula Deen Falls From Grace Into a Vat of Oleo
Oh, Paula, you hurt me. You hurt me real bad. Deep down in the bottom of my soul, there is a dried up butter packet that used to be my …
June 22, 2013
I Told the Bartender Everything-and Then Threw Up
Hey, remember when I worked for The Restaurant That Shall Not Be Named? Those were good times I had working with Holly Hobbie, Linda Evans, Porcelain Doll and Lispy Gay. …
June 20, 2013
Old People Like Decaf
Ahh, old people: you can’t live with ’em, you can’t hold a pillow over their face until they silently drift off to a better place. Don’t get me wrong, I …
June 18, 2013
Cosmos and Huffington Post Live
Huffington Post Live lowered their standards this week and asked me to be a guest on one of their live web-cam shows. The topic was about tipping and how it …
June 12, 2013
Restaurant in New York City Bans Tipping
After something shows up in my inbox a few times, I figure it’s time to check it out. Okay, that line sounded like something a two-dollar hooker would say as …
June 11, 2013
Good Date or Bad Date? You Decide
It is clear that the couple at Table 5 is on a first date, maybe a second one. They have come in for drinks which is a good indicator of …
June 10, 2013
Man Bites Off Waiter’s Finger
I am sure there is a list out there that details the world’s most dangerous jobs. Surely at the top of that list are jobs like firefighter, oil rig worker, …
June 6, 2013