Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Man Bites Off Waiter’s Finger

I am sure there is a list out there that details the world’s most dangerous jobs. Surely at the top of that list are jobs like firefighter, oil rig worker, …
The Bitchy Waiter June 6, 2013
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Diary of a Drunk 7-Year Old

Dear Diary, Today was the bestest day ever! Mommy and Daddy took me and my sisters to a restaurant called Bazil. They said we were going to have something called …
The Bitchy Waiter June 5, 2013
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10 Rules for Dining on the Patio

The first day of spring was a few weeks ago which means one thing for restaurant workers: it’s patio season! It’s that time of year when dining al fresco is …
The Bitchy Waiter June 4, 2013
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Rest in Peace, Jean Stapleton

We lost a cultural icon this weekend when Jean Stapleton died in her New York City home at the age of 90. How does this have anything to do with …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2013
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Does Anyone Still Wear a Hat?

“Excuse me, young man,” asks an elderly gentleman. “But do you have a hat check?” “I’m sorry, what?” I say. “A hat check. Is there a girl I can leave …
The Bitchy Waiter May 30, 2013
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Happy Bitchday

On this day many decades ago, a very pregnant woman went into a restaurant. Although her delivery date was only days away, the the temptation for one last meal out …
The Bitchy Waiter May 29, 2013
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Is Good Head

I always arrive to work knowing there is a shift meal waiting for me. Most of the time, I eat before I get there in case the meal is something …
The Bitchy Waiter May 28, 2013
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Please Don’t Beg to Your Waiter

At the club I work, there is a two-drink minimum. That’s just how it is at certain music venues in New York City and ours is no different. We tell …
The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2013
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