Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

The Danger of Too Many Pickles

We servers have a dangerous job. Yes, firefighters and police officers have their fleeting moments of danger and I’m sure that being a coal miner is not the easiest, safest …
The Bitchy Waiter May 14, 2013
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A Comment on Comments

In a post called Sad Unwanted Child at Booth 16, I described the scene as two parents seemed to be giving much more attention to their newborn baby than the …
The Bitchy Waiter May 13, 2013
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Sad Unwanted Child at Booth 16

I can tell that it’s the first night out for this family with their newborn baby. It is wrapped in swaddling clothes with layers upon layers of blankets to keep …
The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2013
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The Myth of Spitting in Food

The recent article I wrote for CNN’s Eatocracy, 5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Blame the Waiter, generated hundreds of responses with a sharp divide between the “get a real job” comments …
The Bitchy Waiter May 7, 2013
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Please Don’t Be a Sneaky Waiter

This is the story of a sneaky waiter who used dishonest tactics to increase his check average. Please do not do what this waiter did. Helmut and Inga were about …
The Bitchy Waiter May 6, 2013
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Sloppy Drunk Red Meat Sex

As I lead the two customers to Booth 9, I surmise that the booth may be too small to accommodate their rather large frames. They look at it and ask …
The Bitchy Waiter April 8, 2013
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Customer Leaves a Letter for Server

Well, file this under “warming the cockles of my tired black heart.” A reader named Whitney sent me an email explaining that a woman came into her station recently and …
The Bitchy Waiter January 22, 2013
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Bitchy Waiter ♥’s Linda Lavin

I was at my place of employment this week, but as a patron, not an employee. As you know, I work at a music venue where singers perform as I …
The Bitchy Waiter May 8, 2012
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