Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

I Don’t Know What 420 Means

Dude, I am totally going to write a blog post today even though it’s 4/20 and I have way better things to do, man. I won’t say what better things …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2012
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Smile, Darn Ya, Smile

Here is a news story that caught my eye because it’s something I wish would happen to me. Waiter Sam Follet apparently had some jacked up teeth from a skateboarding …
The Bitchy Waiter April 5, 2012
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How To Treat Your Server

I hope you will enjoy this article that I wrote for wikiHow about how to treat a server in a restaurant. This article needs to be seen by the world. …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2011
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Get a Room, Love Birds

Lovers are very special people. They’re the luckiest people in the world. Love is a beautiful, wonderful, splendid thing, we all know that. If you are lucky enough to have …
The Bitchy Waiter September 9, 2011
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Another Annoying Kid Story

Every time a child does something in my station that melts my heart a little bit, leave it to another child who will be a raging asshole and turn my …
The Bitchy Waiter September 7, 2011
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Non-Smokers Have Rights Too

I don’t smoke cigarettes. Never have, never will. Growing up, my dad always smoked and it was the first thing I would smell in the morning when my alarm would …
The Bitchy Waiter September 6, 2011
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Asshole in Times Square

In my never-ending attempt to gain fame, fortune and a new pair of shoes that don’t come from Payless, I have come across a new contest that could help satisfy …
The Bitchy Waiter September 4, 2011
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Dear Bitchy Waiter

Time for another installment of Dear Bitchy. I dug into the mailbag and found this question that perhaps I can shed some light on. You can email me here if …
The Bitchy Waiter September 4, 2011
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