Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Michael Cera ♥’s Chess

I am still on vacation and we continue with this lousy “Best of Bitchy Waiter” bullshit. Of course I have to repost this classic about Michael Cera because it is …
The Bitchy Waiter September 30, 2013
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Sloppy Drunk Red Meat Sex

Okay, this post did not do well the first time it went up so it can hardly be considered a “Best of Bitchy Waiter.” However, I really liked it and …
The Bitchy Waiter September 28, 2013
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iPhones Are Not Toys

“Hello,” said the lady as she pushed her stroller back into the restaurant about ten minutes after leaving it. “We lost our iPhone, did anyone turn it in?” Her husband …
The Bitchy Waiter September 23, 2013
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Sorry, Kevin. I Can’t Work For You.

We in the world of restaurants are used to working varied schedules each week. For many of us, our days off are different each time the schedule is posted and …
The Bitchy Waiter September 19, 2013
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Skipping the “Mandatory Meeting”

There is a mandatory meeting at my job today. It is happening at 4:00, an hour before my shift starts. I don’t want to go because in all my days …
The Bitchy Waiter September 18, 2013
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Bitchy Waiter Confessional

I have a confession to make. I am not proud of it, but it happened. Since I am about 50% sure that my boss does not read this blog, I …
The Bitchy Waiter September 17, 2013
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A Comment on Comments

I wrote a story last week about a family who felt they were slighted at a restaurant because they had a stroller. Maybe they were and maybe they weren’t. The …
The Bitchy Waiter September 16, 2013
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