Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

A Comment on Comments

About a year and a half ago, I wrote a blog post about a rather famous woman who came into my section and then left without paying the check or …

Don’t Mess With the Texan

One of our regulars came into the restaurant last week and plopped her scrubs-wearing ass down at the bar and settled in for her night. She likes to to talk …

Bitchy Waiter Contest. With Prizes.

It’s been far too long since I have put together any kind of contest for all the Bitchy Waiters out there, but the time has come. The good folks at …

Dessert Connoisseur or Hungry?

I have two serving jobs. One is in a restaurant and the other is in a music venue where I mostly serve cocktails. At the club, we do have a …

Open Up the Gates to Shirley Temple

Some of our regulars come into the restaurant a mere three minutes after we unlock the doors. It’s never easy to greet those first few customers, especially when you still …

My Liver Over Miami

Oh, good lord, I am back from vacation and my liver is none too pleased with how I treated it. This vacation to South Beach, Miami had one purpose and …