Author: The Bitchy Waiter

One of our regulars came into the restaurant last week and plopped her scrubs-wearing ass down at the bar and settled in for her night. She likes to to talk …

It’s been far too long since I have put together any kind of contest for all the Bitchy Waiters out there, but the time has come. The good folks at …

I am a server. I have a resume. It seems impossible that anyone who wants to try to get any kind of a job, even a serving job, would not …

I don’t know if you have heard about this or not, but the government has done shut down in our country. I was a little tardy to that party because …

Some of our regulars come into the restaurant a mere three minutes after we unlock the doors. It’s never easy to greet those first few customers, especially when you still …

Oh, good lord, I am back from vacation and my liver is none too pleased with how I treated it. This vacation to South Beach, Miami had one purpose and …