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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
The One Thing Parents Need To Do With Their Kids in Restaurants:
The blog post I am about to write is not my first one about children and we all know it will certainly not be my last one unless destiny reaches …
June 29, 2015
Your Server DOES Have a Name. You Know That, Right?
Dear Customer, I have a name. I may not give it to you every time you sit in my section and I may not wear a name tag that tells …
June 27, 2015
10 Things Children Do in Restaurants That Slowly Kill the Souls of Their Servers
1. They leave Cheerios all over the damn place. 2. They try to order for themselves even though they can’t read a menu and they don’t like to talk to …
June 27, 2015
This is Officially the Dumbest Restaurant Contest Ever
As if babies aren’t annoying enough, a restaurant now wants someone to name their offspring Quinoa so I can have yet another reason to think babies are disgusting. BJ’s Restaurant …
June 25, 2015
ATTN Women: Your Waitress Is Not Trying To Steal Your Boyfriend
Very often, I hear stories from waitresses who were stiffed because a woman at the table thought that the waitress was trying to make the moves on the man at …
June 18, 2015
Man Almost Eats Bug at Red Robin; Barely Survives
As I am wont to do sometimes, I was trolling through the Facebook pages of major restaurant chains earlier this week. I came across a couple of posts from complaining …
June 16, 2015
The Most Annoying Gluten-Free Customer in the World
I have been working at the same restaurant for almost 5 years. Five. Years. Since it’s a small neighborhood kind of place, most of my customers are regulars that I …
June 11, 2015
Serve Coffee For a Living? You’re Going to Love This One.
Every once in a while, a song or video shows up on the Internet and it has the ability to reach through the screen and poke me in my eyes …
June 11, 2015