Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Worst Waiter Ever

For your viewing pleasure, please enjoy this video of the Worst Waiter Ever. No this is not me in the video, although his “MEH” button is calling out to me …

Further Proof of Stupid Customers

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant for more than ten minutes knows that customers can be pretty clueless when it comes to just about anything. However, “the customer is …

Woman Eats Own Hand at Diner

An elderly woman in Amboy, Indiana is in stable condition after reportedly eating her own hand while at a restaurant. Reports say that Ruby Thomas, 84, was at a local …

When One of Your Regulars Dies

I arrive to work and the first thing my manager tells me is, “Did you hear that Morgan died?” “Who’s Morgan?” I ask. “The man who comes in all the …