Author: The Bitchy Waiter

This is short and sweet, but it’s a gentle reminder to not fuck with the people who handle your food. Besides, if you want to be a dick to someone …

Once upon a time, a woman named Esther Levy decided that more than anything in the world, she wanted some enchiladas. She went to her closet and found the ugliest …

Attention, attention! I will be going on vacation next week meaning I will not have time to write new blog posts being too busy wandering the streets of South Beach …

Can we just stop for a second and bow down to the the man who wrote a brilliant response to a Yelp review? The man’s name is Ari Domnitz and …

By now, many of you have probably seen the video of a guy who calls himself a “Surveillance Camera Artist” who is determined to order a children’s meal at a …

Going out to eat in a restaurant is challenging for some customers because they don’t understand how things works. They might not know what to order because they can’t comprehend …