Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Did Serena Williams Stiff Her Server?

According to the New York Daily News, tennis superstar/wonder woman/all-around-bad-ass-bitch Serena Williams went to eat at a New York City restaurant and did not leave a tip after having her …

Is This the Meanest Yelp Review Ever?

Allow me to introduce you to Rosie C. the finest rose in all of Canada. Although I don’t have a photograph of Rosie, I imagine she must be as beautiful …

Waiter Opens Fire at Customer

A server in Texas last week got fed up with the whole “the customer is always right” thing and it ended with actual gunfire. Yes, after a customer got upset …

10 Lies Every Server Has Told

If you have waited tables for even just six months, I bet you have used at least five of these lies: I’m sorry that your food is taking so long, …