Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

This Guy Does NOT Want to Date You

Alright, ladies. In case any of you are out there searching for Mr. Right, I just found someone that you should 100% not waste your time on because he is …

When There is a Roach At Your Table:

When I glance back to Booth 15 to see if their waters need filling or if they have finished their red curry mussels, something catches my eye. On the wall, …

The Old Bitch & the Baked Potato

Every once in a while, someone sends me a message relaying an experience they dealt with at their restaurant. This story came from someone who wishes to remain anonymous but …

Waiter Snatches a Woman Bald-Headed

Police in Savannah, Georgia have decided to drop the charges against 58-year-old waiter Antonio Babasto who admitted to “snatching a woman bald-headed” after she repeatedly ignored him as he tried …