Author: The Bitchy Waiter

After about 525,600 people sent me this photo, I figured I needed to address it. Some asshole came up with a really fun game for him and his wife to …

Once upon a time, a woman named Cristina went drinking and brunching at a restaurant called Block Table and Tap in El Paso, Texas. Cristina had always loved this place …

According to the United States Department of Labor, there are approximately 2.5 million waiters and waitresses in this country and I am here to tell every single one of them …

All of us who wear aprons and serve food for a living hear a lot of the same comments from people all the time: why don’t you get a real …

We all know the stereotype that says every waiter and waitress is an actor, right? While this may be more likely in New York City where you can’t throw a …

Dear Lazy Waiter, While I understand it’s not your fault that the fries weren’t hot enough, it is your responsibility to do your best to serve hot food. When a …