Author: The Bitchy Waiter

The world has found the baddest, toughest, bravest waitress we will ever see and her name is Samia Lila. Earlier this week, while waiting tables at Mimosa Wines in Australia, …

Valentine’s Day is far enough away now that most of us have washed off the stench of that horrible restaurant day and are preparing ourselves for the slowest time of …

Dear Men, Your waitress is not required to give you her phone number just because you ask for it. Maybe you think she is so totally into you because when …

If there is one thing I hate more than anything, it’s people who dine and dash. Too many times, the restaurant makes the server accept responsibility for these lying, thieving …

Unless you have been hiding in the walk-in for over twenty-four hours, you probably heard by now that Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. For those of you who don’t know …

A 89-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for injuries sustained when her Fitbit exploded on her wrist in a restaurant in Willard, Ohio. Betty Walker went to have lunch …