The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

1-Star Review for Another Stupid Reason

One of my hobbies, in addition to doing tequila shots and saving matchbooks from bars that have gently asked me to never come back, is trolling through the land of …

The Bitchy Waiter November 22, 2016

10 Times to Be Thankful When You Are a Server

In honor of Thanksgiving, I want to remind you that there are always things to be thankful for when you wait tables for a living. You are totally slammed and …

The Bitchy Waiter November 21, 2016

Do NOT Change a Diaper at a Restaurant Table

How many times must this be said? It is NOT alright to change a poopy diaper at a restaurant table! Recently, a woman named Stephanie Plahn in Brisbane, Australia decided …

The Bitchy Waiter November 20, 2016

5 Stages of Grief When You Get Stiffed

All of us have been stiffed at one time or another. It matters not that we gave perfect service; the drinks were full, the food came out in a timely …

The Bitchy Waiter November 15, 2016

Chili’s Manager Takes Away Free Meal From Vet on Veterans Day

See that face up there? That is the face of a Chili’s manager who realizes he has fucked up. Last Friday, Chili’s offered free meals to our veterans in appreciation …

The Bitchy Waiter November 14, 2016

If You Ordered It, You Have To Pay For It

As soon as Table 16 is seated, Samantha goes to greet her customers. She is a good waitress who strives to make her guests happy and always has a smile …

The Bitchy Waiter November 9, 2016

You Will Need Drinks Tonight and Here They Are

It’s Election Day here in the United States which means one thing: we will all need a drink tonight! It’s pretty certain that about 50% of our population is going …

The Bitchy Waiter November 8, 2016

Man Has Worst Meal of His Life at Cracker Barrel but Survives

We have all had bad meals in our lifetimes. Maybe you undercooked your Kraft macaroni and cheese or maybe your tater tots got burned. It can be very disappointing, but …

The Bitchy Waiter November 7, 2016

8 Mini Horror Stories That Could Happen in Your Restaurant

You have just cleaned the cappuccino machine because you are going to be cut in ten minutes, but then someone waves you over to ask for a latte. Your last …

The Bitchy Waiter October 31, 2016

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