Author: The Bitchy Waiter

In honor of Thanksgiving, I want to remind you that there are always things to be thankful for when you wait tables for a living. You are totally slammed and …

How many times must this be said? It is NOT alright to change a poopy diaper at a restaurant table! Recently, a woman named Stephanie Plahn in Brisbane, Australia decided …

See that face up there? That is the face of a Chili’s manager who realizes he has fucked up. Last Friday, Chili’s offered free meals to our veterans in appreciation …

As soon as Table 16 is seated, Samantha goes to greet her customers. She is a good waitress who strives to make her guests happy and always has a smile …

We have all had bad meals in our lifetimes. Maybe you undercooked your Kraft macaroni and cheese or maybe your tater tots got burned. It can be very disappointing, but …

You have just cleaned the cappuccino machine because you are going to be cut in ten minutes, but then someone waves you over to ask for a latte. Your last …