If Dr. Seuss Was a Waiter

You do not like green eggs and ham?
Well, that’s our menu. Sorry, ma’am.
If you want treats of prawns or noodles,
Apple pizza, yawns of poodles,
I suggest you go away
And come again some other day.
What you see is what you get,
We do not have a french baguette.
We do not have a pear burrito,
Garlic pie served by mosquitoes.
Our menu has one single thing
That makes the choir of angels sing.
If you don’t like it, that’s too bad
And if you leave, we will be glad.
We truly do not give a damn.
Now, would you like green eggs and ham?


  1. Brittany Lewis

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