The Bitchy Waiter, Author at The Bitchy Waiter

If Customers Would Just Say What They Mean

Customers very often do not say what they really mean. It’s as if they think we are clairvoyants with aprons who can delve deep into the their subconscious and read …

The Bitchy Waiter March 15, 2017

5 Things You Wish Your Customers Did Better

If I could print this out and insert it into every menu in every restaurant in this country, I would so totally do that. But I can’t, so it’s up …

The Bitchy Waiter March 11, 2017

Texas Roadhouse Responds, But I Don’t Believe Them

Two days ago I posted an article about a Texas Roadhouse receipt that had some fuzzy math on it when it came time to suggest certain tip percentages. I questioned …

The Bitchy Waiter March 10, 2017

5 Lessons That Waiting Tables Has Taught Me

Having been in the food service industry since I was but a wee gingersnap of child, many lessons have been bestowed upon me that I wish I had known several …

The Bitchy Waiter March 9, 2017

Is Texas Roadhouse Encouraging Customers to Leave Bad Tips?

I need your help. Math has never been my strong suit and if you don’t believe me you can ask Ms. Huddleston who was my 10th grade algebra teacher. I …

The Bitchy Waiter March 8, 2017

How To Deal With Endless Apps at TGI Fridays

Dear Bitchy Waiter, I’m a server at TGI Fridays and this endless apps is driving everyone who works here into having nervous breakdowns. I’m not making nearly as much money …

The Bitchy Waiter March 2, 2017

Observations From a Drunk at the Bar (Me)

As I am wont to do on my day off, I went out last night and had far too many margaritas with my husband. Since Rosie’s has a happy hour, …

The Bitchy Waiter March 1, 2017

IHOP in Seatac is Savage

An IHOP in the Seattle area is looking for some new employees and the manager there is not fucking around. Based on the posting that was placed on the front …

The Bitchy Waiter February 23, 2017

Prayers for Annie. (Applebee’s Ruined Her Lunch)

Can we all take a moment to gather hands and send out some positive energy to Annie who went to Applebee’s only to have her lunch totally ruined? It seems …

The Bitchy Waiter February 22, 2017

Author: The Bitchy Waiter