No Cell Phones, Please
Being in a new serving environment has opened up a whole new can of worms regarding annoyances. At the last job, it was like a can of Upper East Side …
October 10, 2009
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
October 10, 2009
Neat vs. Straight Up
As a cocktail server, I am coming across many terms that I have never encountered before. Despite my eleventy-billion years of slinging food, some words have not made it into …
October 7, 2009
You Order Eggroll?
Occasionally, The Bitchy Waiter gets to go to a restaurant and have someone fuck up his order for a change. After nearly a score of waiting tables, (as in four …
October 4, 2009
Bitch at Table 19
It is hard to find things to bitch about being a waiter when one’s waiting job is actually tolerable. That’s right, The Bitchy Waiter has little to complain about. The …
October 2, 2009
Say Cheese, Asshole
My first day at my new job went off without a hitch with the exception of one huge asshole who sat at table 24. Do they follow me? Am I …
September 28, 2009
On Your Mark. Get set. Go.
Today is the big day. My new career as a cocktail server begins. After hours upon hours of highly intensive training with skilled professionals who know the ins and outs …
September 27, 2009
Rest in Peace
Now that I have earned gainful employment at a new establishment, I finally feel free to write about my last job and how I was unceremoniously dumped from it. I …
September 22, 2009
Two Year Old Bitch in England
I may have found my new hero. Someone sent me a story (holla out to Bonnie) about a something that happened somewhere called Hallifax West Yorkshire in England-land. The link …
September 21, 2009
Hallelujah!!!
The skies opened up today. Grey clouds parted and sun shone through as the finger of God reached down to touch me gently on the forehead. He brushed the hair …
September 20, 2009