Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

I Don’t Need Help Wiping My Ass

As much as I write about the overall crappiness of waiting tables, I think I may have found a service job that ranks even lower than being a slinger of …
The Bitchy Waiter April 19, 2010
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The Wonders of Craigslist

The Bitchy Waiter needs a new job. Or an additional job. Working only two days a week is fine when things are busy, but when it’s slow it ain’t cuttin’ …
The Bitchy Waiter April 16, 2010
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Vacation’s All She Ever Wanted

This lady came in the other day and she’s always a little bit of a pain in the ass. Just because she’s a semi-regular, she thinks that she deserves special …
The Bitchy Waiter April 11, 2010
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Ding Dong, That Munchkin’s Dead

This is totally un-waiter related but important nonetheless. You know the Munchkin from The Wizard of Oz that says “As coroner I must aver, I thouroughly examined her, and she’s …
The Bitchy Waiter April 11, 2010
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Ancient History

Don’t get me wrong, I love old people. I love their AARP card-carrying, scooter-driving, blue-haired, polyester-wearing asses, but do they have to be so freakin’ slow? When I get to …
The Bitchy Waiter April 9, 2010
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Thai Food Good/Lip Liner Bad

For the last few days I have been living high on the hog and eatin’ out fancy style. A few nights ago, I traveled out to Brooklyn to eat at …
The Bitchy Waiter April 3, 2010
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The End

As I sit here at my computer, I feel overcome with sadness and melancholy because after 173 posts and close to fifty bejillion hits over the last year and a …
The Bitchy Waiter April 1, 2010
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It’s an Art

From reading my blog, some people may gain the impression that I am ashamed of what I do for a living. Is it my ideal profession of choice? Fuck no. …
The Bitchy Waiter March 31, 2010
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