Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Bloody Mary Secret Recipe

At work a few days ago I came across an ethical dilemma. One of those moments where you have to make a split decision about something and the choice is …
The Bitchy Waiter June 1, 2010
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Is The Customer Always Right?

Someone sent me an article written about that old wives tale “the customer is always right” and I must respond. Is the customer always right? Of course not. They are …
The Bitchy Waiter May 30, 2010
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Happy Birthday to Me

In 1984 many wonderful things happened. The groundbreaking film Ghostbusters was released, Cyndi Lauper earned the Grammy for best new artist (criminally beating Madonna) and Apple introduced their first Macintosh …
The Bitchy Waiter May 29, 2010
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Miracles Really Do Happen

I recently wrote about how frustrating it is when someone takes both copies of the credit card slip effectively keeping me from getting a tip because I don’t know what …
The Bitchy Waiter May 28, 2010
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What Do You Want to Drink?

Maybe I have said this before, but it bears repeating. I cannot stand when I ask someone what they want to drink and they respond with some dumb ass response …
The Bitchy Waiter May 27, 2010
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What, No Long Island Iced Tea?

It was a special night at work a few evenings ago. The whole audience knew each other because they were all there to support one of their own from their …
The Bitchy Waiter May 25, 2010
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Today is National Waitstaff day

All hail to the servers. Today is May 21st and it’s National Waitstaff Day. I never even knew that this day existed, but now that I do, it’s the most …
The Bitchy Waiter May 21, 2010
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