Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Hey, Hey, Hey

You know I dream of being that wisecracking smart-ass waiter that we all see on television. I have written before about the vision of loveliness that is Flo “Kiss My …
The Bitchy Waiter March 1, 2010
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To Tip or Not To Tip

A national debate is rearing its ugly head amongst us and I must confront it. It seems that some people need to know if there are times when it is …
The Bitchy Waiter February 27, 2010
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This Woman Doesn’t Tip

There is a new hero in my life and it is a restaurant in North Carolina. I have never set foot in the state before, but I am ready to …
The Bitchy Waiter February 26, 2010
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I Quit. Again.

I may have mentioned before that I have had a lot of restaurant jobs and therefore I have quit a lot of restaurant jobs. Every once in a while, I …
The Bitchy Waiter February 25, 2010
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American Idol

So I have not had to work for a couple of days and have been trying to get caught up on all the important things in life that must be …
The Bitchy Waiter February 24, 2010
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Bloody Mary Whine Bag

It’s been a while since I had a real bitch in my station that made me need to vomit out my feelings about her, but last night she slid into …
The Bitchy Waiter February 22, 2010
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Enough of Tiger Woods

So I don’t know about you, but I don’t give a flying fuck about the sex life of Tiger Woods. All I know is that I was at the gym …
The Bitchy Waiter February 19, 2010
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When You Wish Upon a Star

So a few days have passed since I last wrote because I do have a life and it doesn’t revolve around writing for this blog. Okay, kidding. I have just …
The Bitchy Waiter February 16, 2010
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Take This Job and Shove It

I believe that it’s apparent that I have had a lot of jobs in the course of my life. For me to move on from one job to the next …
The Bitchy Waiter February 13, 2010
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