Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

R.I.P. Ethel A. Smith

Is it creepy to let you know that I was reading the obituaries the other day? It’s not a regular kind of habit or anything that I have to sit …
The Bitchy Waiter March 31, 2010
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Must. Eat. Pie.

Does anyone else have their foot in their mouth so often that you have grown accustomed to the taste? Do you look at your toes as appetizers and your feet …
The Bitchy Waiter March 28, 2010
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Move, People, Move

Why can’t people move the hell out of my way? Last night at work, the show had more performers than there were audience members. There were about 525,600 singers and …
The Bitchy Waiter March 25, 2010
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Smile, Darn Ya, Smile

On those days here in New York City where it’s sunny and mild and the birds are singing and the daffodils are blooming, it sure makes it hard to drag …
The Bitchy Waiter March 24, 2010
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Je Suis Un Bitch

Sometimes a blog posting is hard to come up with. I scratch my head and ponder the possibilities and every so often I draw a blank. On the other hand, …
The Bitchy Waiter March 22, 2010
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Write a Caption

Okay, so I am on my way to work this morning and thought I would try something new for the posting today. I am going to post this picture and …
The Bitchy Waiter March 21, 2010
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Oh No He Di’nt

I have slowed down in my postings because I refuse to write unless I have something really worthwhile to say. I suppose I could type up some mundane crap every …
The Bitchy Waiter March 20, 2010
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I’m Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover

Today is March 17th so it’s the day that we all give ourselves permission to take off from work an hour early, pour ourselves a pint of green beer and …
The Bitchy Waiter March 17, 2010
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