Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Stop Taking Credit Card Vouchers

I know I must have written about this before, but it bears repeating. Why the fuckity fuck can’t people remember to leave their credit card voucher after they sign it? …
The Bitchy Waiter May 19, 2010
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Rainbow Overload

After reading all the titles of the unwritten autobiographies of Bitchy Waiter readers, I chose the one that I thought would make the most interesting post. Behold. I give to …
The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2010
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I Worked for Free

I am a firm believer in giving. I have been known to volunteer my time and help underprivileged kids with art projects. I have assisted the elderly. I often donate …
The Bitchy Waiter May 15, 2010
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Wait Your Turn

I should be whipped incessantly with an al dente noodle, for I have forsaken writing for far too long. I was distracted by a supreme bitchola who was in the …
The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2010
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Gay Dogs Not Welcome Down Under

I was perusing the internet news the other day trying to find something to pique my interest when I came across a news item that happened at a restaurant down …
The Bitchy Waiter April 29, 2010
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I’m on the Broadway

For a lot of people, living in New York City and being a waiter means one thing. Actor. Of course it’s a stereotype, but over the years I have come …
The Bitchy Waiter April 25, 2010
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Retirement is Right Around the Corner

Because I am so influential and noteworthy, The Bitchy Waiter was interviewed by U.S. News and World Report a few days ago. I know, I know, it is quite impressive …
The Bitchy Waiter April 22, 2010
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Yum-O, Delish, EVOO, BITCH

I often think of things that I want to write about but the idea may slide into a hidden recess of my brain and never resurface again. It sometimes takes …
The Bitchy Waiter April 20, 2010
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