Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Today is National Waitstaff day

All hail to the servers. Today is May 21st and it’s National Waitstaff Day. I never even knew that this day existed, but now that I do, it’s the most …
The Bitchy Waiter May 21, 2010
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Stop Taking Credit Card Vouchers

I know I must have written about this before, but it bears repeating. Why the fuckity fuck can’t people remember to leave their credit card voucher after they sign it? …
The Bitchy Waiter May 19, 2010
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Rainbow Overload

After reading all the titles of the unwritten autobiographies of Bitchy Waiter readers, I chose the one that I thought would make the most interesting post. Behold. I give to …
The Bitchy Waiter May 16, 2010
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I Worked for Free

I am a firm believer in giving. I have been known to volunteer my time and help underprivileged kids with art projects. I have assisted the elderly. I often donate …
The Bitchy Waiter May 15, 2010
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Wait Your Turn

I should be whipped incessantly with an al dente noodle, for I have forsaken writing for far too long. I was distracted by a supreme bitchola who was in the …
The Bitchy Waiter May 9, 2010
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Gay Dogs Not Welcome Down Under

I was perusing the internet news the other day trying to find something to pique my interest when I came across a news item that happened at a restaurant down …
The Bitchy Waiter April 29, 2010
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I’m on the Broadway

For a lot of people, living in New York City and being a waiter means one thing. Actor. Of course it’s a stereotype, but over the years I have come …
The Bitchy Waiter April 25, 2010
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Retirement is Right Around the Corner

Because I am so influential and noteworthy, The Bitchy Waiter was interviewed by U.S. News and World Report a few days ago. I know, I know, it is quite impressive …
The Bitchy Waiter April 22, 2010
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