Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Dear Lady at Table 32,

Here is a brief list of all things I wanted to say to Table 32 a few days ago: Do you really need to be reseated that many times in …
The Bitchy Waiter June 8, 2010
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The Patio is a Pain in the Ass

This is a re-post of something I wrote last summer, but it being summer, its time has come again. Let me tell you about waiting tables on a patio: it …
The Bitchy Waiter June 7, 2010
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Must Be 21 to Read This Post

Every once in a while, someone will send me an email that will spark an idea of what I should write about so a big shout out to Leila for …
The Bitchy Waiter June 6, 2010
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The Menu is Your Friend

This an older post that I thought needed to be seen again since so many people are not familiar with the word “menu.” Sometimes people think that when they come …
The Bitchy Waiter June 5, 2010
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A Travesty Has Occured

A terrible thing has happened and I can hardly live with myself. How have I made it through 24 years of life ( I was born in 1986, give or …
The Bitchy Waiter June 5, 2010
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Just Say No to Gummi Bears

Anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows what a table tent is. They are the little menus that sit on a table that are more than likely sticky and …
The Bitchy Waiter June 4, 2010
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You Wanna Piece of Me?

As I have previously noted, I am not only a bitchy waiter, I am also a shameless publicity seeking whore. Which is why you can go here to get a …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2010
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My Child, My Pet

Riding on the lovely 7 train yesterday, I spotted one of those mothers who thinks it’s a good idea to attach their child to a leash. However, the leash was …
The Bitchy Waiter June 3, 2010
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