Almost Famous
I worked a really slow shift a couple of days ago and it took a lot of effort to keep my eyes open. Seriously, I practically had to pull the …
March 16, 2010
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Author: The Bitchy Waiter
I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.
March 16, 2010
Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
Enough time has passed since I spoke of my true love The Brady Bunch and I must revisit that classic series. I am thinking back to episode #83, “Goodbye, Alice, …
March 12, 2010
I Need a Drink
We all have regulars who come in all the time and we welcome them with open arms and warm greetings. Unless of course they are really annoying and in that …
March 11, 2010
Who All Gets Tipped These Days?
As a tipped employee who only makes a mere hourly pittance, is anyone else sick to death of the fucking tip jars at every possible place? Now I get it …
March 10, 2010
Rolling Silverware Really Bites
Anyone who has worked in a restaurant knows what a roll-up is and I ain’t talking about the fruit kind. I’m talking about the silverware that gets “rolled up” into …
March 6, 2010
Party of 25
I read an article or blog the other day about someone who was complaining that when they went out to eat one night they were seated next to a large …
March 4, 2010
Choking Hazard
Working in a restaurant for so many years, you know that eventually you are going to have to deal with the prospect of someone choking on a piece of food. …
March 3, 2010
I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
Have you ever been at work when something happens that requires the call for an ambulance or fire truck? It doesn’t happen often and of course we hope that it …
March 2, 2010
Hey, Hey, Hey
You know I dream of being that wisecracking smart-ass waiter that we all see on television. I have written before about the vision of loveliness that is Flo “Kiss My …
March 1, 2010