Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

The Power of Upselling

I have never been a fan of suggestive selling because quite honestly I don’t care if someone orders coffee or not. I know, I know, suggestive selling is supposed to …

Everybody Into The Pool

Does anyone pool their tips? I’ve done it at a couple of a restaurants and it can be a really great thing or a really awful thing. Of course it …

A Comment on Comments

There have been so many comments lately and as much as I want to respond to each and every one I simply do not have the time. My social calendar …

Your Bitchy Waiter Astrology

Aries March 21-April 19: Today is the day you have been waiting for. You may or may not finally achieve what you have been working towards your whole life. Look …

Slip Sliding Away

So I tempted fate a few days ago by writing about dropping trays. Thankfully, I made it through my next shift with my trays as steady as ever so I …

Uno, Dos, Trays

All waiters occasionally drop a tray, but after years and years of practice it happens less and less often. Throughout my near upon two decades of experience (I started waiting …