Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Rep. Tom Emmer (R) Makes Me Puke

Okay, so I don’t live in Minnesota so I can’t really judge this delusional asshole politician. Far be it from me to make assumptions about someone simply based on one …
The Bitchy Waiter July 10, 2010
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Inspiration from Lindsay Lohan

I am not a fan of the Lindsay Lohan. Anyone who is handed a career on a silver platter like she was and then throws it aside gets absolutely no …
The Bitchy Waiter July 9, 2010
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Too Darn Hot

It’s hot here in New York City. It’s so hot that part of my face melted off yesterday while I waited for the bus to take me to a job. …
The Bitchy Waiter July 7, 2010
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Reality? Check, Please.

After a few weeks of living high on the hog and not waiting tables, reality is about to bitch slap me in the face and throw a tray in my …
The Bitchy Waiter July 5, 2010
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Dream Dream Dream

All of us servers have had that dreaded dream where we are the only person on the floor and the restaurant is humongous and the customers won’t stop coming in. …
The Bitchy Waiter July 3, 2010
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Please Don’t Eat the Garbage

One of the best things about working in a restaurant is usually the people you work with. I can’t tell you how many times I have kept a job for …
The Bitchy Waiter July 2, 2010
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Word of the Day

I never ever post two things in one day so don’t get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the …
The Bitchy Waiter July 1, 2010
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