Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Take a Penny/Leave a Penny

I have written about this topic before but it bears repeating. How many freaking tip jars do I have to look at every day? I live off of my tips. …

Boring Blog

Going back a few posts ago that I wrote about comments I have decided to take the advice of someone who suggested that I “grow up, have a family and …

I Kinda Heart Cracker Barrel

Since my post about fat waitress stirred up so much controversy the other day, I thought I should write about a perfectly wonderful waitress I had recently and try to …

I Hate Kids, Part 378

Okay, so I am not waiting tables because I am busy being a full time actor and shit, but I have spent a lot of time eating at restaurants and …

Fat Waitress

I went out the other night in what was meant to be three or four of us of us at a bar and it quickly turned into eight people who …

It’s The Day of the Show, Y’all

Believe it or not, I have other talents that do not involve taking food orders and carrying trays. I am currently in a play and tonight is opening night. So …

Happy Father’s Day

Today is Father’s Day so I am taking the day off from writing to sit on the couch and drink beer while watching a game. I’m not really sure what …

Free Corned Beef Hash

We all know that restaurant managers have one thing on their minds and it’s the bottom line. Oh, wait and internet porn while sitting in the office (shout out to …

Never Gonna Get It

My first job as a waiter was at Bennigan’s in Houston, Texas. After taking their ridiculous amount of tests and quizzes, I was finally given my flare and suspenders and …