Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

How To Make More Money

“Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do.” Does that phrase ring a bell for anyone? It’s the opening line for the commercial that iconic actress …
The Bitchy Waiter July 27, 2010
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For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)

While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with unruly children. The picture …
The Bitchy Waiter July 26, 2010
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Hello, My Name is Bitchy Waiter…

I am back. This is the first new post in days and days so forgive any typos and the apathy that may creep into this writing. My brain is still …
The Bitchy Waiter July 25, 2010
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Is Vacation Over Yet?

This should be my last rerun because vacation is over. However, I reserve the right to continue being lazy for a couple more days. And in honor of vacation, here …
The Bitchy Waiter July 24, 2010
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Butter Sandwich

My vacation is almost over and I am probably somewhere right this second crying and trying to cram as much fattening food into my mouth as possible because it’s vacation …
The Bitchy Waiter July 23, 2010
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Miss Manners

I just wanted to remind some of you that I am not all bitch all the time. Just mostly bitch most of the time. And vacation is good. xo,The Bitchy …
The Bitchy Waiter July 22, 2010
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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fabio

Yes, bitches, my ass is till on vacation. I probably have a margarita attached to my face right this second. This post is older than the rolls I used to …
The Bitchy Waiter July 21, 2010
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I Hate Kids, Part 525,600

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …
The Bitchy Waiter July 20, 2010
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