Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Chew Chew Train, Part Two

Once before I wrote about being on a train and it was not a very great experience. In fact I would feel comfortable saying it was the opposite of great …

How To Make More Money

“Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do.” Does that phrase ring a bell for anyone? It’s the opening line for the commercial that iconic actress …

For Amos (A.K.A. I Hate Kids)

While having one of the best meals of my entire vacation, I was visually assaulted by the horrific sight of a booth that was crammed with unruly children. The picture …

Hello, My Name is Bitchy Waiter…

I am back. This is the first new post in days and days so forgive any typos and the apathy that may creep into this writing. My brain is still …

Is Vacation Over Yet?

This should be my last rerun because vacation is over. However, I reserve the right to continue being lazy for a couple more days. And in honor of vacation, here …

Butter Sandwich

My vacation is almost over and I am probably somewhere right this second crying and trying to cram as much fattening food into my mouth as possible because it’s vacation …

Miss Manners

I just wanted to remind some of you that I am not all bitch all the time. Just mostly bitch most of the time. And vacation is good. xo,The Bitchy …

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Fabio

Yes, bitches, my ass is till on vacation. I probably have a margarita attached to my face right this second. This post is older than the rolls I used to …

I Hate Kids, Part 525,600

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …