Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Bitchy Waiter + Marcia Brady = LOVE

Today is August 5 and a day that we should all brush our hair a hundred strokes before bedtime, practice our cheer leading skills and guard our noses from flying …
The Bitchy Waiter August 5, 2010
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Frazzled But Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

Several weeks ago on a post about comments someone suggested that I “grow up, have a family and write about something that matters.” I wrote about The Frazzled But Happy …
The Bitchy Waiter August 3, 2010
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Concord the Grape

A few weeks ago, I promised that the 2400th fan would get a blog post written about them. That fan was Grape Winebar and as promised, here it is. How …
The Bitchy Waiter August 2, 2010
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Can You Hear Me Now?

I read somewhere that we lucky New Yorkers will soon have the ability to have cell phone service on the subway even when we are underground. Oh, God, no. I …
The Bitchy Waiter August 1, 2010
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…and I Will Be Your Server Today

Sometime during the late 80’s it became the fashion for servers to come up to a table and introduce themselves. I blame it on the explosion of chains like Bennigan’s …
The Bitchy Waiter August 1, 2010
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Can’t Take My Eye Off Of You

So I don’t know if I have mentioned this or not or even if anyone gives a shit, but I am not waiting tables for a couple of weeks because …
The Bitchy Waiter July 31, 2010
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The Mexican Rice Emergency

So how many times can I write about inept restaurant managers before I have told every store that needs to be told? Apparently, there is an never-ending supply of stupid …
The Bitchy Waiter July 29, 2010
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Chew Chew Train, Part Two

Once before I wrote about being on a train and it was not a very great experience. In fact I would feel comfortable saying it was the opposite of great …
The Bitchy Waiter July 28, 2010
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