Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

I Hope You Choke on Cheese

Yes, I am still on vacation. But won’t you please read this post about the first day at my current job. A year ago and I still remember what this …

Frazzled but Happy Stay-at-Home Mom

I loved this one that I wrote a few weeks ago when someone told me to “grow up, have a family and write about something that matters.” So I tried …

Waiter, Can You Save My Life, Please?

Hopefully you are not sick of reading tired reposted shit. But vacation calls me. It calls me a bitch, but it still calls me. xo,The Bitchy Waiter Working in a …

The Brady Bunch Makes Me Happy

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …

Homosexual Hounds

Vacation is going swimmingly well. While I am at the pool, why don’t you read about some gay dog in Australia. xo,The Bitchy Waiter I was perusing the internet news …

Scamming for Free Food

I am on vacation so you are forced to read this old tired summer rerun of a post. If I can pull myself away from the cocktails, I will write …

Bad Parenting

So my vacation officially starts today and I had already planned to have a repost happen. However, divinity stepped in and inspired me to write one more thing before I …

Rep. Tom Emmer (R) Makes Me Puke

Okay, so I don’t live in Minnesota so I can’t really judge this delusional asshole politician. Far be it from me to make assumptions about someone simply based on one …