Word of the Day

I never ever post two things in one day so don’t get used to it or anything. But I learned a new word yesterday and it has moved to the top of my list of favorites surpassing verisimilitude, onomatopoeia and douche. The word is “hutch.”

Defintion: a combination of the words ho-slut-bitch.
Used in a sentence: That hutch at table 32 wants lemon slices for her water.

Please add this word to your lexicon and use it frequently. It is a very good word. You’re welcome.

love,
The Bitchy Waiter

See the Urban Dictionary for the official definition.

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

12 thoughts on “Word of the Day

  1. You seem like you have a really hard time with the original anonymous, so I decided to compliment you as one. Onomatopoeia and douche were MY favorite words ever. But you are right. Hutch is far, far better.

  2. Oh! Urban Dictionary is a veritable *smorgasmbord* of information! I LOVE it! It assists me in understanding my two teenaged daughters on a daily basis!…i only wish it had a Thesaurus.=-)

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