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Grandma Showers Are a Thing Now

Most of us who work in restaurants have had the extreme pleasure of serving for a baby shower. Baby showers usually happen in the home of the mom-to-be or one …

Your Bitchy Waiter Horoscope For the Day

Aries (March 21-April 19) You are enthusiastic and goal driven, but today will test you. A customer will crush your enthusiasm with their oppressive need for all things in a …

Happy Birthday to Me?

Today is my birthday. It certainly isn’t the birthday I had envisioned a few weeks months ago when I had anticipated stopping by The Donut Pub on 14th Street on …

Kathy Hill Goes Off on Red Lobster Employees

As restaurants across the country struggle to re-open in a way that’s safe for employees and customers while still being economically feasible, tensions are running high for everyone involved. A …

The Day I Get To Go Back To Work

Dear Diary, Today was the day I had been looking forward to for so very long: I went back to work at the restaurant! It never occurred to me that …