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Don’t Make Me Dig Through the Garbage

It has come to my attention that far too many people are leaving their retainers, aligners, false teeth and any number of dental items carelessly wrapped in napkins on restaurant …
The Bitchy Waiter January 2, 2020
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How To F*ck With a Phisher

As anyone who reads this blog knows, I can be a little bit of a bitch. Even if you’ve never read this blog, the title alone should be a good …
The Bitchy Waiter December 17, 2019
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Allergic to Too Much

Hostess: Thank you for calling Doug’s Donuts Diner, can I help you? Man: Yeah, I’d like to make a reservation for two this Friday night. Hostess: Absolutely, sir. It would …
The Bitchy Waiter December 2, 2019
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Never Throw a Blender at a Customer

Anyone who works in the service industry has probably come close to losing their temper and going off on a customer. Let’s face it, it can be hard to keep …
The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2019
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I Just Created the Best TV Show Ever

This week, MTV announced an upcoming show call Ghosted: Love Gone Missing. It’s a docu-series that features two hosts helping distraught individuals track down and confront former lovers, family members …
The Bitchy Waiter August 23, 2019
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