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That Moment When Dirty Dishwater Hits Your Face

It happened. Again. There I am, minding my own business in the dishroom just trying to update my Twitter, when all of a sudden the dishwasher haphazardly throws a bunch …

The Bitchy Waiter January 14, 2014

A Comment on Comments (the “Get a Real Job” Edition)

A few days ago, I wrote a blog post called “I’m Not Your Fucking Coinstar Machine” about how it can be very annoying when a customer pays their check in …

The Bitchy Waiter January 9, 2014

Let’s See…20% of the Check is Crystal Meth

Every server has had their share of unsatisfactory tips, be it a religious pamphlet, a roll of pennies or a cute little note explaining how their budget doesn’t allow them …

The Bitchy Waiter January 8, 2014

I Am Not Your F*cking Coinstar Machine

Buckle up, boys and girls, because I’m going to complain about something that is going to get plenty of negative response. I am going to bitch about people who, when …

The Bitchy Waiter January 7, 2014

First Annoying Table of 2014

Well, it didn’t take long for me to serve my first annoying table of the new year. On January 2nd at 6:41 PM, one of our regulars walks in and …

The Bitchy Waiter January 6, 2014

New Year’s Resolutions AKA “Empty Promises”

So far, 2014 has been about aspirin, bananas and my couch. Someone once told me that the potassium in a banana will help a hangover. I don’t know if it’s …

The Bitchy Waiter January 2, 2014

Say Goodbye to the Automatic Gratuity

Today is a sad day for many of us in the restaurant world. If I didn’t like my hair so much, I would have pulled it out when I heard …

The Bitchy Waiter December 31, 2013

Warm, Fuzzy and Only Slightly Bitchy

Allow me to step off the soapbox full of bitch and take a moment to discuss the occasional warm fuzzy feeling that happens when working in a restaurant. Every once …

The Bitchy Waiter December 30, 2013

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, in the front of the house The only creature still stirring was that sad dying mouse; The glue trap was placed by the reach-in with …

The Bitchy Waiter December 24, 2013

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