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Green Beer and Patty Melts For Everyone!

I hope you started your day with some pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars and green clovers because today is St. Patrick’s Day. Yes, I am talking about Lucky Charms, …

Pretty Sure I Served a Cannibal

I’ve never served a serial killer before, or at least not that I know of. I suppose it is possible that somewhere in my 40+ year career of slinging food, …

Just Stop Sitting at the Dirty Table

Can we talk about customers and their insane need to sit at the one dirty table in the whole fucking restaurant? It happened a few days ago to me and …

The Happiest Waiter in the World

I seem to have gotten a lot of emails and comments of late that all have the same tone: “if all you do is bitch about your job, why don’t …

Why Waiters Say and Do What They Say and Do

Every server has his or her “go-to” book of phrases and actions for every diner. Some customers might not understand why we are asking certain questions or saying and doing …