The Ultimate Bitchy Christmas
Well it’s almost that time when Santa Clause crams his fat ass down a chimney and hopes that someone forgot to shield their home with the Slomin’s shield. It’s the …
December 23, 2013
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December 23, 2013
Duck Dynasty + Bitchy Waiter = the Same?
Unless you live under a rock, you have probably heard by now that Phil Robertson from A&E’s Duck Dynasty is on a suspension from his hit TV show for stating …
December 20, 2013
A Waiter’s Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, How are you? I hope that you and Mrs. Claus are doing well. When we last spoke, you mentioned that you were having some gastritis. How’s that going? …
December 19, 2013
Best Olive Garden Complaint Letter Ever
Anyone who works with the public and deals with customer service has probably heard a complaint about themselves at one time or another. It is a fact of life that …
December 18, 2013
A Comment on Comments, the Trashed Hat Edition
Yowza. Whenever I post something onto the Bitchy Waiter Facebook, I never know what kind of response it will get. Sometimes I think everyone will love it and then it …
December 13, 2013
Worlds’s Most Desperate Blogger (and It’s Not Me)
I call myself a blogger and I am the first one to admit that I shamelessly promote myself almost to the point of nausea. It’s not easy being a D-List …
December 12, 2013
10 Things Your Restaurant Won’t Tell You? Whatever.
A special shout out to ABC News for writing an article called “10 Things Your Restaurant Won’t Tell You” which could also be called “Ten Things We Pulled Out of …
December 9, 2013
The Bitch Turns Five
Once upon a time, there was a little bitchy waiter who worked at a diner on the upper East Side on Third Avenue in New York City. Maybe, it was …
December 8, 2013
I’d Like to Propose a Toast
It’s a very important day in our country and one that is too often ignored. On this day in 1933, the government came to their senses and realized that they …
December 5, 2013