An Open Letter to the Barefoot Kid at Table 15
Dear Little Boy Who is Running Around the Restaurant in Bare Feet, Your mom is an idiot. If she even knows who your dad is, he is probably an idiot …
August 8, 2014
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August 8, 2014
Found: the Worst Man in America
This video has been floating around for a day or two now and I was hesitant to post it because I knew it would stir up some controversy. Yes, normally, …
August 6, 2014
Facebook is the New Complaint Box For Restaurants
I fell into a deep dark hole last night that I had a very difficult time pulling myself out of. I’m not talking about the camel toe that was happening …
August 6, 2014
I Think I Caught Ebola From Table 16
I don’t want to freak anybody out, but I think I might have Ebola. No, I haven’t been to any West African countries in the last 10 days, but a …
August 5, 2014
Bartender Sets Man’s Head on Fire With Flaming Cocktail
I have never been a fan of flaming cocktails. Nor do I like cherries flambé or anything else that will be set on fire moment before ingesting it. I figure …
July 30, 2014
Employee Mistreats Doughnuts, Gets Fired For It
Thank you to KWG in Portland, Oregon for this very important news story about someone who is wasting the precious commodity that is known as a Voodoo doughnut. I have …
July 29, 2014
How To Make More Money as a Waiter
“Do you want to make more money? Of course we all do.” Does that phrase ring a bell for anyone? It’s the opening line for the commercial that iconic actress …
July 28, 2014
Definitive Proof That People Lie About Food Allergies
You know how we servers know that so many times our customers tell us they are allergic to something but we know they are lying? We know because they tell …
July 17, 2014
TGI Fridays Just Got Even Worse to Work At
That deafening roar you heard across the land on Monday afternoon was the sound of every TGI Fridays server bemoaning the new promotion that started at their jobs: Endless Appetizers. …
July 10, 2014