Is This the Rudest American Ever?
I was scrolling through Twitter a few days ago just looking for people talking about their servers. These are the things I find myself doing at 1:00 AM when I …
July 6, 2014
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July 6, 2014
The Truth Behind the Declaration of Independence
July 4, 1776 Dear Diary, So I was just at work minding my own business today at City Tavern when my boss Mr. Drucker gets a message that the fellas …
July 3, 2014
A Comment on Comments; Old People Edition
When I posted the video from my show of the song “Old People,” I expected both positive and negative feedback. The song is based on Randy Newman’s 1977 hit “Short …
July 2, 2014
Everything You Hate About Waiting on Old People
As you may or may not know, I did The Bitchy Waiter Show; LIVE a couple of weeks ago. It was great fun and the show consisted of me bitching, …
July 1, 2014
Waiting Tables Summed Up in 4 Minutes, 18 Seconds
Thank you, thank you, thank you to Thadra Sheridan who wrote and performed the best fucking video about waiting tables ever. I bow down to her very existence because everything …
June 14, 2014
Waffle House Waitress Gets $1000 Tip. Still Has to Work at Waffle House.
In today’s “Lets Screw With A Waitress” news, we have Shaina Brown who works at a Waffle House in North Carolina who was left a $1000 tip by a good …
June 10, 2014
Texas Restaurant Serves Up a Side of Homophobia
Oh, boy, look what I found: hatred against gay people in a restaurant. A restaurant/live bait shop called Big Earl’s (Of course it’s called Big Earl’s…) in a sad little …
June 3, 2014
Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. RIP, Ann B. Davis
So this Sunday was just an ordinary Sunday of ham and cheese omelets, customers Instagramming their food and me serving coffee that wasn’t hot enough. It all seemed normal enough …
June 2, 2014
The Baby at Table 21 is Sick and Disgusting
The thing with babies is that you can’t ever leave them alone, even when you want to. Again, I don’t have kids, but that’s what I’ve heard. Surely there are …
May 22, 2014