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No Dogs Allowed

Pets do not belong inside restaurants. They just don’t. Now if your pet was a roach, rat, mouse, ant or spider, then it would fit right in to most of …
The Bitchy Waiter August 10, 2009
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Soggy Biscuit

When we opened the restaurant today, nobody cared. We sat there for thirty minutes before someone peeked inside to see if we were open. The first table was a pair …
The Bitchy Waiter August 6, 2009
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Hostess with the Mostess

We all know what a restaurant hostess is, don’t we? A hostess is the girl at a restaurant who will greet a customer and then take them to their table …
The Bitchy Waiter August 3, 2009
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Time to be a waiter again

After six weeks of not being a waiter, the time is drawing near for me to don my apron, slap on a fake smile, put some pens in my pocket …
The Bitchy Waiter August 2, 2009
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All-you-can-eat!!!

Buffets are an evil thing. I worked at a place once that had an all-you-can-eat buffet for lunch. It was really popular because people are basically pigs and want anything …
The Bitchy Waiter July 31, 2009
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Famous People Suck

I hate waiting on celebrities. I have not had to do it very often because famous people don’t usually come into the places that I have slung hash. Generally, they …
The Bitchy Waiter July 28, 2009
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The Penny Story

This story happened years and years ago, but it’s a goody. I was working in this tourist trap in Times Square in New York City where food was way overpriced …
The Bitchy Waiter July 22, 2009
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Pitch a tent, asswipe

In the restaurant world, there is something known as a camper. This is someone who stays at their table way too long and then keeps new customers from sitting there …
The Bitchy Waiter July 21, 2009
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