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You Say Potato I Say Potato

Why do people go all nuts and balls over sweet potato fries? Sure, they may be a bit better for you than the lowly russet or Yukon gold, but they …

My Friend, Liquor

Many times people ask me how I get through my day at work if I obviously find so little enjoyment in it. True, there is very little to enjoy while …

Annoying Customer of the Day

My patience was thin the other day at work. Maybe because it was my last day at that restaurant before it went 86’ed and I was filled with anger that …

Whole Grain Goodness

O’ those tasty toasted crunchy whole grain oats that we know and love as Cherrios. Not only are they delicious, tasty and heart healthy, they are a big fat pain …

Soapy Water? No, it Isn’t

I hate to repeat my myself. I hate to repeat myself. But I hate dogs on the patio of my restaurant. But I hate dogs on the patio of my …

Stroller Bitches From Hell

Yes, another posting about the Upper East Side women and their massive strollers and even more massive whore-like attitudes. And this time, I have photographic evidence of these mythical creatures …

I hate desserts!!

The Murphy’s Law of food service is that the last table of the day is the one that will keep you there the longest. It never fails. It’s like the …

No Dogs Allowed

Pets do not belong inside restaurants. They just don’t. Now if your pet was a roach, rat, mouse, ant or spider, then it would fit right in to most of …