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My Friend, Liquor

Many times people ask me how I get through my day at work if I obviously find so little enjoyment in it. True, there is very little to enjoy while …

Annoying Customer of the Day

My patience was thin the other day at work. Maybe because it was my last day at that restaurant before it went 86’ed and I was filled with anger that …

Whole Grain Goodness

O’ those tasty toasted crunchy whole grain oats that we know and love as Cherrios. Not only are they delicious, tasty and heart healthy, they are a big fat pain …

Soapy Water? No, it Isn’t

I hate to repeat my myself. I hate to repeat myself. But I hate dogs on the patio of my restaurant. But I hate dogs on the patio of my …

Stroller Bitches From Hell

Yes, another posting about the Upper East Side women and their massive strollers and even more massive whore-like attitudes. And this time, I have photographic evidence of these mythical creatures …

I hate desserts!!

The Murphy’s Law of food service is that the last table of the day is the one that will keep you there the longest. It never fails. It’s like the …

No Dogs Allowed

Pets do not belong inside restaurants. They just don’t. Now if your pet was a roach, rat, mouse, ant or spider, then it would fit right in to most of …

Soggy Biscuit

When we opened the restaurant today, nobody cared. We sat there for thirty minutes before someone peeked inside to see if we were open. The first table was a pair …

Hostess with the Mostess

We all know what a restaurant hostess is, don’t we? A hostess is the girl at a restaurant who will greet a customer and then take them to their table …