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What a bunch of Jugheads

Waiting on teenagers is right up there with waiting on French people and old ladies. You have to put forth a lot of effort and you get very little in …

What a cry baby!

As you may or may not know, I have absolutely no tolerance for children in my station. It’s not that I blame the children, because as a dear friend of …

Poked By Connie Chung

As a cater waiter, you get used to being at really crowded parties with people poking at you to get a bite of tuna tartar. I can’t stand being touched …

Bitchy Cater Waiter

Although most of my wealth comes from waiting tables, I sometimes earn riches by being a cater waiter too. It’s a whole ‘nother ball of wax. If you’ve ever been …

Sad Mimosa Lady

When I got to work I was told that I would be serving a party of 25 that day. Joy. Rapture. I got it into my head that the people …

The menu is your friend

<!–google_ad_client = “pub-9950263112493640”;/* 468×15, created 2/3/10 */google_ad_slot = “7540847711”;google_ad_width = 468;google_ad_height = 15;//–> <script type="text/javascript"src=”http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js”>I want people to read the menu. It’s not hard to read the menu and that …

I do NOT speak French

Somehow my restaurant got listed in a French guidebook about New York City. Do you know happy it makes me to know that there are scores of rude Parisians who …

Sexy Cougar Lady

We all know what a “cougar” is. The sexy older women who chases after the younger stud man and calls him her “cub”. I don’t get it, but whatever. This …

Happy Birthday, Losers

We don’t care that it is your birthday. Why would a waiter give a cheeseburger’s ass crack that it’s your birthday? But everyday someone comes in with a big shit-eating …