Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

You Can Call Me Alice

Hopefully everyone is recovering from their Thanksgiving Day festivities of gorging themselves with food and the undeniable effect of tryptophan. I celebrated the holiday by donning my apron and serving …
The Bitchy Waiter November 30, 2009
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Happy Turkey Day, Mo Fo’s

Today is the day. The day that we gather around the table with friends and family to express our thankfulness for all the blessings that have been bestowed upon us. …
The Bitchy Waiter November 26, 2009
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Meeting- Attendance Required

I went to a mandatory meeting at my job last week. It was the first meeting that I have had to go to since starting at this job and I …
The Bitchy Waiter November 25, 2009
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Getting Well Soon

So you may have noticed that I have not written for a while. Maybe you didn’t notice and that’s okay too. Contrary to popular belief, it is not because I …
The Bitchy Waiter November 18, 2009
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The Argument FOR Separate checks

As a waiter, we all hate the evil that is known as “separate checks.” What people don’t seem to get is that when a party of ten people wants ten …
The Bitchy Waiter November 8, 2009
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To Do Or Not To Do, Part Two

Our friendly neighborhood restaurateur, Bruce (of the Douchebags), has graced us with his wisdom once again in the continuation of his list of 100 things a server should never ever …
The Bitchy Waiter November 6, 2009
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Burn, Baby Burn

Remember how a few weeks ago I was saying how the new place I work is all fancy and swankified because we have candles? Well, guess what. Candles are annoying. …
The Bitchy Waiter October 29, 2009
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