Author: The Bitchy Waiter

I wait tables and bitch about it on my blog, The Bitchy Waiter.

Read, People! Just Read!

I want people to take a mother fucking eye exam to sit in my station. Too many times, people claim they can’t read the check or read the menu. They …
The Bitchy Waiter October 26, 2009
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Dear Anonymous,

I wanted to thank you for your comment on the last post regarding ice machines. Since you opted to submit your thoughts anonymously, I am forced to thank you publicly. …
The Bitchy Waiter October 24, 2009
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The Passion in Her Touch

I was fondled at work this week. Well, sort of. Let us look at this post as a creative writing exercise. I will begin with the story exactly as it …
The Bitchy Waiter October 21, 2009
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Good Tip vs. Bad Tip

I was recently asked if I could spot a good tipper from a bad tipper by some waiter vibe that I have honed over my years of service. The answer …
The Bitchy Waiter October 15, 2009
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Not Your Turn, Lady

We had a really busy night the other night. I think we had about eighty-something people there and only two of us serving. The difference with this place as opposed …
The Bitchy Waiter October 14, 2009
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Here’s the Story of a Lovely Lady

My life missed being perfect and whole by a mere twenty-four hours. I worked on October 11th, but if I would have worked on October 10th instead, my life could …
The Bitchy Waiter October 12, 2009
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Thou Shalt Not Tweet at Work

Everyone is jib-jabbering about the California waiter who Tweeted about getting stiffed by the actress Jane Adams. If you have been living under a fucking rock, here is the link …
The Bitchy Waiter October 10, 2009
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